Friday, 24 June 2011

What, I'm Awake.

But seeing as it's 15:52(BST) on a Friday (24/6/11) that's not really newsworthy.

So instead I'll take the opportunity to inform you that between approx 23:30-01:00 last night there was a very specific banging noise coming from #50 Beechwood avenue. This means that the property is at least occasionally occupied and is one of three reasons (40% weighting) why BBC news made the post-mortem leak of the fact that Britain's military has command of a network of rebel fighters in Tripoli. It also means we have to rule back in sabotage as a reason for my washing machines unfortunate demise.

Either way the new washing machine is set to be delivered on Sunday (26/6/11). Due to a mysterious computer fault the vendor is only able to offer a delivery slot between 07:00-21:00. As this is also my grandmother's 90th birthday we were planning to go out to dinner at around 17:00. So this new development only makes that already very stressful situation all the more stressful.

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