Big Fat Monkey Story.

Alright technically it's an Orang-utan.

According to the Monkey World Zoo in Dorest Oshine is Britain's fattest female Orang-utan. In order to slim her down staff have put Oshine on a strict program of diet and exercise.

There's no polite way of putting this but Oshine is code for Anna, the ginger haired lesbian at the heart of the Bristol Abuse Case. Through the story the Brits are admitting that since they took control her life Anna has literally piled on the pounds and is not looking as attractive as she once did. Most worryingly of all the Brits are also promising to take action to rectify the situation.

Obviously by very publicly calling a woman fat and making her sensitive about her weight the only thing the Brits are achieving right now is to make the situation much worse. Therefore I think it would be best if the Brits stopped having ideas or taking action until until I am able to instruct them how to bring the situation to a sustainable conclusion.

After all the more damage that is done the bigger the repair bill gets.