I know, over a day late and distinctly half-arsed. Who says satire is dead. I've finally read Gordon Brown's speech to the Labour party conference. Well not all of it because I got fingernails to watch grow but I am particularly intrested in specific passage in which Brown said;
"And I do think it is time to address a problem that for far too long has gone unspoken, the number of children having children. For it cannot be right for a girl of sixteen to get pregnant, be given the keys to a council flat and be left on her own.
From now on all 16 and 17 year old parents who get support from the taxpayer will be placed in a network of supervised homes. These shared homes will offer not just a roof over their heads but a new start in life where they learn responsibility and how to raise their children properly. That's better for them, better for their babies and better for us in the long run."
This policy announcement must've played very well with the party delegates as they discussed the speech in the bars, restaurants and verandas of Brighton. You see at their party conference the fascist British National Party (BNP) announced exactly the same policy although they managed to do it with less Arbeit Macht Frei* rhetoric. This convergence of policy should have allowed the younger Labour party delegates to convince themselves that the party leadership was finally ready to take on the BNP on the policies and in the Labour heartlands where they've been gaining ground. It also gave the older delegates and policy geeks the opportunity to point out that this was originally a Labour party policy from their first term that was never put into action. That last point is not strictly speaking true because the policy is already up and running in Croydon.
The house directly next to mine (#50) is a four roomed, semi-detached family home that has been taken over by the council. Since it was taken over it has been converted into a four bed roomed, student style accommodation that is used to house young people (mainly girls) on the councils housing list in a sort of glorified bail hostel. After around 11 months of me stopping seeing this Rebbecca girl and she had still failed to give birth Croydon council began housing young, single mothers in this supervised property. The thinking seems to be that after promising the world that I would soon be settling down with a girlfriend and a baby and failing to deliver the council decided that they would deliver potential girlfriends with ready made babies straight to my door. The hope was that I would fall in love, face up to my Council issued responsibilities and finally respect their authority!!!! That hasn't happened yet and apparently today is the day that Britain is being forced to re-tune the box(500).
*I kid you not. The English translation of that phrase is the driving force or recurring meme at the heart of the Labour party's welfare reform policy. When I heard a council official, at a meeting about mental health reform, recite it with no recognition of what he'd just said I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Wednesday, 30 September 2009
The Croydon Network Have Been on the March Again.
Last night at around 02:30 the usual suspect once again tried to break into my shed to steal the food we'd brought at the supermarket earlier that day. He was disturbed by the animals and ran away with no property being stolen and no damage done. As you have probably guessed by now we are not dealing with master criminals here.
Now as happened last time the British state will start claiming that we should all feel sorry for the drunk man because he was only trying to steal my food because he can't afford to buy his own. If that is the case then the three square meals he would get in prison should be reward enough.
Of course I will bring the matter up with the police later on however if they fail to resolve the matter to my satisfaction I'll just use the incident as motivation to twist the knife in further when the time comes. I believe the moral of the story is that if you are going to go to law you should do so with clean hands. If you're going to go to war you should do so with strong arms.
Now as happened last time the British state will start claiming that we should all feel sorry for the drunk man because he was only trying to steal my food because he can't afford to buy his own. If that is the case then the three square meals he would get in prison should be reward enough.
Of course I will bring the matter up with the police later on however if they fail to resolve the matter to my satisfaction I'll just use the incident as motivation to twist the knife in further when the time comes. I believe the moral of the story is that if you are going to go to law you should do so with clean hands. If you're going to go to war you should do so with strong arms.
Tuesday, 29 September 2009
I'm Back For the Evening.
The preliminary autopsy reports are back on that girl that died after receiving the HPV vaccine and they are being reported as saying the vaccine played no part in the death. That's is misleading reporting because the statement by the health authority actually says that the girl had a serious underlying medical condition that makes it highly unlikely that the [normal] vaccine caused the death. Although the actual vaccine used has already been synthesised by the bodies of the people it was injected into that autopsy report supports my earlier assessment. That is a person with a pre-existing condition that makes them susceptible to the vaccine met a souped up version of the vaccine bringing the chances of death down from 1:1,000,000 to 1:1. It's a variation on the theme of a binary poison.
Now that massive boost to my ego has made me all reminisical I can confirm that when I was about 11 I did indeed have meningitis. Got sick for about a week and then got better so I don't see what all the fuss is about it's not much worse the the seasonal flu. Also I have managed to catch a bit of Gordon Brown's speech and he made an awful lot of noise about single mothers being dumped in council houses. If that's his counter-argument I refer him to my earlier statement;
"If anyone feels that I have any legal, financial or moral obligation to any child born in Croydon I suggest the pursue that matter in open court."
I can make that statement safe in the knowledge that they won't because if they did, even without bringing up Bristol matters, the judge would have no other option then to rule that Croydon council owe me a large sum of money and key members of Croydon council will have to go to jail.
Edited to add; Of course there is no baby. You're first clue should have been when the Brits started claiming that the gestation period for human preganancy was 15 months ffs! Sorry for the ranting gibberish but tommorrow my fahter is going to another one of his "carers meeting" with Croydon council. In order to go to this meeting he has to fail to take my grandmother to the supermarket an activity that you would think falls under the definition of "caring" now I am either too drunk or not drunk enough to deal with that level of cognitive dissonance.
Now that massive boost to my ego has made me all reminisical I can confirm that when I was about 11 I did indeed have meningitis. Got sick for about a week and then got better so I don't see what all the fuss is about it's not much worse the the seasonal flu. Also I have managed to catch a bit of Gordon Brown's speech and he made an awful lot of noise about single mothers being dumped in council houses. If that's his counter-argument I refer him to my earlier statement;
"If anyone feels that I have any legal, financial or moral obligation to any child born in Croydon I suggest the pursue that matter in open court."
I can make that statement safe in the knowledge that they won't because if they did, even without bringing up Bristol matters, the judge would have no other option then to rule that Croydon council owe me a large sum of money and key members of Croydon council will have to go to jail.
Edited to add; Of course there is no baby. You're first clue should have been when the Brits started claiming that the gestation period for human preganancy was 15 months ffs! Sorry for the ranting gibberish but tommorrow my fahter is going to another one of his "carers meeting" with Croydon council. In order to go to this meeting he has to fail to take my grandmother to the supermarket an activity that you would think falls under the definition of "caring" now I am either too drunk or not drunk enough to deal with that level of cognitive dissonance.
HPV Vaccine Death
Yesterday (28/9/09/), as happens almost daily in the United Kingdom, a group of 14 year old girls received their compulsory vaccination against the Human Pappiloma Virus (HPV) certain strains of which can, under certain circumstances cause cervical cancer. On this occasion at the Blue Coat Church of England School in Coventry something went wrong as one of the girls dropped dead within hours of receiving the Ceravix jab. Far from being a random accident this death was orchestrated from within the British State either by spiking the batch of vaccine used or by giving it to someone whose previous medical history indicated that they were likely to suffer an extreme, adverse reaction. Although for maximum denability it was probably a combination of both.
The reason for this little stunt is that Britain's current Labour government have finally and correctly been identified as a clear and present threat to the safety of the nation and as such will be removed from power at the next General Election. Once this happens in May 2010 Britain will begin a period of healing during which some of the Labour party's more damaging policies and laws will be revoked. As, by that point, the Labour Party will have been in power for 13 years this will be a very long list but some of the items at the very top will be the National Identity Database, the Human Fertilization Act 2008, civil partnerships, the gay age of consent and HPV vaccination program. Therefore this health scare has been created so the British State can assess how tolerant the British public will be to the removal of this program and possibly even create such a panic over the vaccine that the state is able to dodge making the difficult decision. The story also has elements of the current global debate over the Swine Flu vaccine and while that is mainly just a cover story Britain needs to have an urgent debate over the matter because there are two vaccines available. The one that works and the one that the NHS have brought. It is also interesting to note that the dead girl was a Church of England Protestant. I guess that proves that it doesn't matter where you go to Church or where you went to school, there ain't nothing you can do to sate Britain's blood lust.
While I'm here I should also clarify the Pilkington case. This story that climaxed yesterday tells of a mother and her disabled daughter who were driven to suicide by a violent gang of anti-social chavs on their housing estate. The Coroner's inquest that concluded yesterday ruled that the mother had committed suicide and unlawfully killed her daughter. The Coroner also ruled that the local police and the local council were liable for the deaths through their inaction. This may have given some people the impression that Britain is now going to get tough on the Croydon network that has been responsible for so much anti-social behaviour. Nothing could be further from the truth because I understand that the Croydon network has recently received a sizable financial reward for it's behaviour. The true purpose of the story was to scare the members of the Croydon network whose loyalty has been coerced and to intimidate my mother into complying with the latest round of my sisters [mis]treatment. So now what was I saying about when the state knows it's running out of road it will tell every lie and throw every threat in a desperate attempt to scare people into giving it more road.
Oh and Gordon Brown's been giving his speech to the Labour party conference today. I didn't bother watch it myself because all he was trying to do was pacify the party faith full so they'll walk quietly into the slaughter.
The reason for this little stunt is that Britain's current Labour government have finally and correctly been identified as a clear and present threat to the safety of the nation and as such will be removed from power at the next General Election. Once this happens in May 2010 Britain will begin a period of healing during which some of the Labour party's more damaging policies and laws will be revoked. As, by that point, the Labour Party will have been in power for 13 years this will be a very long list but some of the items at the very top will be the National Identity Database, the Human Fertilization Act 2008, civil partnerships, the gay age of consent and HPV vaccination program. Therefore this health scare has been created so the British State can assess how tolerant the British public will be to the removal of this program and possibly even create such a panic over the vaccine that the state is able to dodge making the difficult decision. The story also has elements of the current global debate over the Swine Flu vaccine and while that is mainly just a cover story Britain needs to have an urgent debate over the matter because there are two vaccines available. The one that works and the one that the NHS have brought. It is also interesting to note that the dead girl was a Church of England Protestant. I guess that proves that it doesn't matter where you go to Church or where you went to school, there ain't nothing you can do to sate Britain's blood lust.
While I'm here I should also clarify the Pilkington case. This story that climaxed yesterday tells of a mother and her disabled daughter who were driven to suicide by a violent gang of anti-social chavs on their housing estate. The Coroner's inquest that concluded yesterday ruled that the mother had committed suicide and unlawfully killed her daughter. The Coroner also ruled that the local police and the local council were liable for the deaths through their inaction. This may have given some people the impression that Britain is now going to get tough on the Croydon network that has been responsible for so much anti-social behaviour. Nothing could be further from the truth because I understand that the Croydon network has recently received a sizable financial reward for it's behaviour. The true purpose of the story was to scare the members of the Croydon network whose loyalty has been coerced and to intimidate my mother into complying with the latest round of my sisters [mis]treatment. So now what was I saying about when the state knows it's running out of road it will tell every lie and throw every threat in a desperate attempt to scare people into giving it more road.
Oh and Gordon Brown's been giving his speech to the Labour party conference today. I didn't bother watch it myself because all he was trying to do was pacify the party faith full so they'll walk quietly into the slaughter.
Monday, 28 September 2009
I Happen to Think That Went Rather Well.
Last week was a busy one in politics. The Liberal Democrat party held their party conference and their leader announced that he wanted to be the next British Prime Minister to which his own audience responded with a silent cry of "Well you've joined the wrong party there then!" The Scottish Parliament returned from its summer break and held earnest debates into procedural tedium. In the small moments I was able to tear myself away from that adrenaline ride of domestic politics I also heard rumours that there was little something going on in New York. To co-incide with the General Assembly of the United Nations the hyperactive US President, Barack Obama also called a UN Climate Change meeting, a meeting between the Israelis and the Palestinians and a G20 summit to address the challenges of the world economy.
With the global recession putting traditional western democracies in decline to the advantage of Communist China and middle eastern and sub Asian economies who are perhaps not as democratic as they should be this was a very risky strategy. That risk was only compounded by the fact that most of the meetings took place on United Nations Sovereign territory making it something of a diplomatic free for all. However by allowing all the nations in the world to spend a lot of face time with the President on neutral ground America has gone a long to convince the world that the isolationism and lunacy of the Bush era has come to an end. By staging President Zelaya's return to Honduras to co-incide with the General Assembly the CIA should have been able to quash any lingering and entirely false allegations that they were behind the original coup. That was hampered slightly though by the fact that after just six days of psychological operations by the coup leaders Zelaya appears to have gone even more mad then he was to start with. America also managed to avoid the global warming trap that had been laid for them and the markets seem confident that no real progress was made on increased regulation of the banking sector. As I've seen no evidence of any serious security breaches I would have to say the only real mistake was the announcement of Iran's second enrichment plant. This will make it hard not to place actual sanctions on the actual Iran at Thursday's meeting and well if you wanted to avoid a nuclear middle east you're about 40 years too late. I would say though that now might be a good time for the big, bad CIA to openly and honestly tell their new commander in chief what happened when I went toe to toe with them and by toe to toe I mean they outnumbered me by about sixty to one.
Now by the sounds of things my father, my mother, my grandmother, my brother and my sister all still seem intent on dragging themselves down into oblivion as evidenced by the Pilkington case. So it looks like the worlds going to have to make room for me again because dealing with people who are committed to bringing about their own destruction doesn't half try the old patience.
With the global recession putting traditional western democracies in decline to the advantage of Communist China and middle eastern and sub Asian economies who are perhaps not as democratic as they should be this was a very risky strategy. That risk was only compounded by the fact that most of the meetings took place on United Nations Sovereign territory making it something of a diplomatic free for all. However by allowing all the nations in the world to spend a lot of face time with the President on neutral ground America has gone a long to convince the world that the isolationism and lunacy of the Bush era has come to an end. By staging President Zelaya's return to Honduras to co-incide with the General Assembly the CIA should have been able to quash any lingering and entirely false allegations that they were behind the original coup. That was hampered slightly though by the fact that after just six days of psychological operations by the coup leaders Zelaya appears to have gone even more mad then he was to start with. America also managed to avoid the global warming trap that had been laid for them and the markets seem confident that no real progress was made on increased regulation of the banking sector. As I've seen no evidence of any serious security breaches I would have to say the only real mistake was the announcement of Iran's second enrichment plant. This will make it hard not to place actual sanctions on the actual Iran at Thursday's meeting and well if you wanted to avoid a nuclear middle east you're about 40 years too late. I would say though that now might be a good time for the big, bad CIA to openly and honestly tell their new commander in chief what happened when I went toe to toe with them and by toe to toe I mean they outnumbered me by about sixty to one.
Now by the sounds of things my father, my mother, my grandmother, my brother and my sister all still seem intent on dragging themselves down into oblivion as evidenced by the Pilkington case. So it looks like the worlds going to have to make room for me again because dealing with people who are committed to bringing about their own destruction doesn't half try the old patience.
Friday, 25 September 2009
I'm Back and I've Cheered up a Bit.
Partly because I've heard an uncomfirmed report that the King of Thailand is in hospital which probably sounds more offensive then it's meant to be and partly because I've just been sent another recruitment ad for MI6 which is probably as offensive as it sounds.
That is all.
That is all.
Good Morning.
I woke up today and felt rather good for all of three seconds then the reality sunk in that I'm still here in Croydon and my loved ones are still being raped and tortured so my blood began to boil. Over the next hour Britain gave an incorrect assesment of my driving history along with an incorrect assesment of their stratergy while my father headed off on another little rougue mission which will no doubt result in serious harm coming to my sister. Now we're a awaiting a discussion of Iran's nuclear program which is a non-issue if there ever was one and I'm sitting here asking myself if there is any action i can take that will improve my life?
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