In my last post I was complaining that I'd badly bruised my knuckle after an altercation with someone who was trespassing on my property. As I was going to bed I noticed that the discolouration and swelling weren't getting any better so I decided to go to hospital to get it checked while it was quiet. I know this sounds toadyish but but I was actually really impressed by the Accident and Emergency department at Croydon University Hospital (CUH). Although I was clearly not popular all of the staff at least managed to pretend to maintain a level of professionalism and I was dealt with in less then 90 minutes despite being at the absolute bottom of the triage list just one above a complete time waster.
Anyway after me and a nurse practitioner spent a while poking and prodding the affected digit I went for an x-ray. Long story short I have broken the distal phalanx (tip) of my left middle finger. While this is a significantly bigger break than a hair-line fracture it hasn't gone all the way through the bone. Therefore it should heal up quite quickly and once the soft tissue damage heals it shouldn't be too much of a problem. I have though got to go to the fracture clinic on Friday (10/5/13) so they can tell me there's not much they can do about so I've just got to keep the splint on and wait for it to heal.
11:30 on 8/5/13
Wednesday, 8 May 2013
Tuesday, 7 May 2013
Operation Misery: Month 2, Week 5, Day 2.
On Monday (6/5/13) Rihanna played her highly controversial Boston concert. Although simply appearing in the city so soon after the marathon bombings should have been stressful enough for Rihanna and damaging enough to her reputation Rihanna's CIA handlers were hard at work increasing the pressure on her and further linking her to the terrorist attack.
Primarily this involved a Court hearing for Robel Phillipos - the US citizen who had been charged with assisting the suspected marathon bombers after the attack took place. As Phillipos has always been intended to be a metaphor for Chris Brown the fact that he was released on USD100,000 bail bond, forced to wear an electronic tag and been confined to his mothers home was supposed to be interpreted as a sign that Chris Brown will face similar restrictions while awaiting trial for multiple criminal offences. The accompanying news that Tarmalan Tsarnaev's mother intends to return him to his place of birth (Russia) for burial was intended to look like an attempt to promote discussion about whether Chris Brown will be allowed to remain in his state of residence (California) or whether he will be returned to his state of birth (West Virginia) while awaiting trial. However as it was extremely unlikely that the charges against Phillipos were simply going to be dropped the fact he has been released on bail rather then being remanded in custody was actually a sign that the CIA handlers have no intention of lifting their protection of Chris Brown because they either consider the operation to still be viable or don't want to lose face by admitting that it's not.
Next came the news that 1990's pop-star Lauryn Hill has been sent to prison for tax evasion. Rihanna has been under investigation by the Inland Revenue Service (IRS) for the best part of three years over tax evasion allegations relating to Berdon LLP's mismanagement of her financial affairs. Therefore the imprisoning of Lauryn Hill for the same offence that Rihanna is being investigated for was a naked threat to Rihanna that unless she obeys she too will be put in prison. However it must be said that as long as Rihanna's handlers know that the IRS investigation will make her compliant there is no chance of the IRS investigation ending.
Then - just after I went to bed - the news broke that Amanda Berry (a US woman who has been missing since 2003) had been found safe and well living with two other missing women and three men in a house a few streets away from where she went missing in Cleavland, Ohio, US. Although the three men who were immediately arrested were hispanic they were brothers which is slang for black men. When you smoke as much marijuana as Rihanna does the name "Amanda Berry" sounds like the phrase; "A man to bury." Therefore the news that the US has got 'a man to bury' and three brothers had been arrested for holding a woman prisoner was intended to be interpreted as further indication that Rihanna was the prisoner and the US now intends to kill or imprison Chris Brown and three further mystery men over her treatment. Putting aside the fact that Rihanna is still clearly hopelessly devoted to Chris Brown it is never nice to hear yourself referred to as "the victim."
As Berry and the two other women appeared to have been living in a crowded residential area they knew well for 10 years without attempting to escape this story promotes discussion about the phenomenon by which during long periods of captivity prisoners form an emotional attachment to their highly abusive captors. This is commonly known as 'Stockholm Syndrome' although that is not recognised as a scientific term is psychology circles. The fact that Berry's 'escape' can right on schedule with me going to bed and Rihanna's concert preparations further highlights that Berry had been colluding with her captors and that her captors were being protected from local law enforcement by people high up in the US Establishment. The manufactured emotional attachment between an abuse victim and their victim has an obvious relevance to Rihanna's relationship with Chris Brown and the story will no doubt develop into a discussion about how Berry/Rihanna can be de-programmed/rehabilitated.
However this type of collaboration between captive and captor is also hugely relevant to the current hunger-strike taking place at Guantanamo Bay. What is happening there is that the actual CIA and the detainees have got together to create this 'crisis' in order to put pressure on President Obama to close Guantanamo Bay. This detainees motivation for this is pretty obvious - after all being in Guantanamo these days is actually pretty boring. The CIA's role is more complicated. The key sticking point to the closure of Guantanamo is the return of 8 detainees to Yemen. Yemen is of course the home base of Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP) who supposedly run the online magazine "Inspire" that taught the Tsarnaev brothers how to build the Boston marathon bombs. As the Guantanamo hunger-strike began the week before the marathon bombings the CIA is clearly very keen for the issue of AQAP to be discussed however I've avoided commenting on it because I do not think it would be appropriate to do so on the world wide web and I have not suddenly changed my mind. Needless to say though by pushing the issue for such wide discussion the CIA clearly doesn't want the men returned to Yemen so they can be used as double agents in order to weaken AQAP.
While the Amanada Berry story was developing the documentary on Rihanna's 777 Tour aired on the FOX network in the US. Although I haven't looked I suspect this generated quite a response on social media - some good, some bad. After all apart from costing Rihanna a small fortune (USD300,000 in airport fines in the UK alone) it p*ssed off a lot of people including national governments some of whom have their armies of Internet trolls.
As for Rihanna's concert itself it was a disaster. Rihanna eventually arrived on stage some three hours late. That is her usual one hour of lateness plus two further hours. Over the sound of booing those fans who bothered to stay until Rihanna took to the stage got to seen her lazily work her way through the usual set-list and costume changes. In the absence of any apology from Rihanna or her people we are left speculating whether the delay was caused by Rihanna getting stressed out by all the drama or whether Rihanna was simply sulking because the concert meant she was unable to go to Vogue magazine's Met Ball fashion party.
Neither of these things are true because no-one can be that stupid or that stoned. Instead Rihanna was three hours late on stage simply because her handlers told her to be three hours late. They no doubt told her and their political masters that this was necessary because the angry response would help the discussion about security at the Morocco (24/5/13) concert while the discussion about whether the emotional stress of the angry reaction would force Rihanna back into Chris Brown's arms would help save women in Islamic societies from forced marriage and honour killing.
At 20:55 on 7/5/13 there's plenty more but I need a cigarette so let's consider this part 1.
Edited at 21:15 on 7/5/13.
The real reason Rihanna's CIA handlers instructed her to take to the stage three hours late was of course to increase the tension at today's international conference on the future of Somalia held in London, UK. The idea being that by increasing the tension the US would be able to help the UK gain increased control over Somalia. From a US perspective this is an incredibly stupid thing to do because Somalia sits across the Gulf of Aden from Yemen. As Yemen is effectively a client state of Saudi Arabia if Somalia were to become a UK client state the close allegiance between the UK and Saudi Arabia would allow the two nations to close the Gulf of Aden and with it the Suez Canal allowing the UK and Saudi Arabia to hold the global economy to ransom in the same way Iran threatens to do by closing the Strait of Hormuz. Also UK control of Somalia would allow it to be better able to control the smuggling routes for timber and vital minerals (like Diamonds) out of the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) and the Central African Republic (CAR). From a humanitarian perspective this would make the already dire situations in those nations even worse. From a tactical perspective it would make the US dependent on the UK for access to the minerals which are as vital to the modern global economy as oil. Therefore while there are more traditional ways to deal with them I think the US actually has a very good chance of securing treason convictions against those running the Rihanna/Chris Brown operation.
Demonstrating the level of collusion between the US and the UK over the Amanda Berry case the UK was today all ready to go with its own version. This revolved around the collapse of a trial against four men accused of keeping men in servitude/slavery at a gypsy/traveller site in Berkshire, UK in September 2011 after the Jury failed to reach a verdict. One of the key problems with the prosecution is that many of the victims refused to testify against the accused and some even went as far as to thank them for their treatment. This of course also reflects the manufactured emotional attachment between a captive and their captor that is at the heart of the Amanda Berry case. Just to add an extra level of confusion later in the day a different Court imposed prison sentences against two men who had already been convicted of the same offence in the same case but were being tried separately for reasons that are in no way clear.
The UK followed this up with the Jury in the trial of Mark Bridger over the abduction of April Jones being shown a one hour recorded interview with one of the child eye witnesses. The April Jones abduction is of course the UK's way of discussing Rihanna reuniting with Chris Brown in a nightclub toilet in October 2012. The one hour video recording was obviously a reference to the 777 Tour documentary. Therefore this development was a way of finding out if any of the delegates had actually bothered to watch the documentary. It was also intended to raise the question of why Rihanna has so far refused to give evidence against Chris Brown. That question was intended to be a test of the intelligence of the delegates to see whether they understand the nature of Rihanna and Chris Brown's relationship. After all while that is well understood in intelligence/psychology circles in the developed world the Somali government has probably got a few other things to worry about at the moment.
As the attachment between an abuse victim and their abuser is always relevant to discussions about the UK Commonwealth the UK Queen also took the opportunity to announce that she won't be attending this years Commonwealth summit. This gave the Commonwealth delegates at the Somalia summit a code base to have discussions about things like Royal succession while at the same time testing the loyalty of the Commonwealth nations with particular attention being paid to Kenya and Rwanda. It also raised the question of whether it would be acceptable for the new Somali government to apply to become a Commonwealth member.
The UK's big play though was the start of the trial of Stuart Hazell for the murder of Tia Sharp a 12 year old girl who was murdered in right near me in Croydon, UK just before the 2012 London Olympics. The opening arguments centred very heavily on the fact that Tia's body had been discovered in the loft/attic of her grandmother's home. My father and I are currently in the process of clearing out the loft/attic of my grandmother's home. In an effort to increase the pressure on me the UK has been spreading rumours that my grandmother's loft/attic is full of very valuable things in an effort to encourage local criminals to break in. Unfortunately it isn't and all the stuff is going straight from the loft/attic into the car and then from the car into the city dump so any criminals will be better off breaking into the local landfill site. However the opening arguments of the trial also focused on the fact that a large amount of child pornography had been found in Hazell's home. This raises the possibility that MI5 could actually break into my house and plant incriminating evidence such as child pornography. Of course in order to achieve a prosecution this way the UK would then have to clear a number of legal hurdles such as probable cause for a search and reasonable doubt off the top of my head. That obviously tests the intelligence of delegates at the Somalia conference to find out if they understand these legal principles and whether they value them. Obviously the UK would much rather work with a Somali government that doesn't.
All this talk of people breaking into my home to steal/add things obviously massively raised the tension of my traditional Tuesday night trip to the local pub where I could be beaten up by big, scary men at any point. Here the UK actually made quite a slick move because the Somali conference actually finished about two hours before I was scheduled to go to the pub. This allowed the UK to claim to the delegates who are still in the UK under the same level of stress that all this wasn't intended to target them but to target the meeting in Russia between US Secretary of State and his Russian opposite number. Therefore the delegate would be much better off forming an allegiance with the UK rather then the US because the UK is smart and knows how to play the US for fools.
Of course I largely avoided this by simply not going to the pub primarily because I've actually been really busy. However with so much staked on there being drama surrounding my personal safety and security the local little nigger network simply sent someone around to my house. So as I was having a cigarette outside as their Russian press conference was wrapping up I came across I heavily set gentleman of a Ghanaian persuasion rooting around deep in my back garden. Obviously I've got a feeling I might be having this read back to be in Court at some point so let us just say he left on his knees with nothing worse than severely damaged pride. I ended up with what is actually developing into quite a nasty bruise on one of my knuckles. I would pursue him for assault but he'll have an army of police officers to back him up. Hence the term "little nigger."
21:55 on 7/5/13.
Primarily this involved a Court hearing for Robel Phillipos - the US citizen who had been charged with assisting the suspected marathon bombers after the attack took place. As Phillipos has always been intended to be a metaphor for Chris Brown the fact that he was released on USD100,000 bail bond, forced to wear an electronic tag and been confined to his mothers home was supposed to be interpreted as a sign that Chris Brown will face similar restrictions while awaiting trial for multiple criminal offences. The accompanying news that Tarmalan Tsarnaev's mother intends to return him to his place of birth (Russia) for burial was intended to look like an attempt to promote discussion about whether Chris Brown will be allowed to remain in his state of residence (California) or whether he will be returned to his state of birth (West Virginia) while awaiting trial. However as it was extremely unlikely that the charges against Phillipos were simply going to be dropped the fact he has been released on bail rather then being remanded in custody was actually a sign that the CIA handlers have no intention of lifting their protection of Chris Brown because they either consider the operation to still be viable or don't want to lose face by admitting that it's not.
Next came the news that 1990's pop-star Lauryn Hill has been sent to prison for tax evasion. Rihanna has been under investigation by the Inland Revenue Service (IRS) for the best part of three years over tax evasion allegations relating to Berdon LLP's mismanagement of her financial affairs. Therefore the imprisoning of Lauryn Hill for the same offence that Rihanna is being investigated for was a naked threat to Rihanna that unless she obeys she too will be put in prison. However it must be said that as long as Rihanna's handlers know that the IRS investigation will make her compliant there is no chance of the IRS investigation ending.
Then - just after I went to bed - the news broke that Amanda Berry (a US woman who has been missing since 2003) had been found safe and well living with two other missing women and three men in a house a few streets away from where she went missing in Cleavland, Ohio, US. Although the three men who were immediately arrested were hispanic they were brothers which is slang for black men. When you smoke as much marijuana as Rihanna does the name "Amanda Berry" sounds like the phrase; "A man to bury." Therefore the news that the US has got 'a man to bury' and three brothers had been arrested for holding a woman prisoner was intended to be interpreted as further indication that Rihanna was the prisoner and the US now intends to kill or imprison Chris Brown and three further mystery men over her treatment. Putting aside the fact that Rihanna is still clearly hopelessly devoted to Chris Brown it is never nice to hear yourself referred to as "the victim."
As Berry and the two other women appeared to have been living in a crowded residential area they knew well for 10 years without attempting to escape this story promotes discussion about the phenomenon by which during long periods of captivity prisoners form an emotional attachment to their highly abusive captors. This is commonly known as 'Stockholm Syndrome' although that is not recognised as a scientific term is psychology circles. The fact that Berry's 'escape' can right on schedule with me going to bed and Rihanna's concert preparations further highlights that Berry had been colluding with her captors and that her captors were being protected from local law enforcement by people high up in the US Establishment. The manufactured emotional attachment between an abuse victim and their victim has an obvious relevance to Rihanna's relationship with Chris Brown and the story will no doubt develop into a discussion about how Berry/Rihanna can be de-programmed/rehabilitated.
However this type of collaboration between captive and captor is also hugely relevant to the current hunger-strike taking place at Guantanamo Bay. What is happening there is that the actual CIA and the detainees have got together to create this 'crisis' in order to put pressure on President Obama to close Guantanamo Bay. This detainees motivation for this is pretty obvious - after all being in Guantanamo these days is actually pretty boring. The CIA's role is more complicated. The key sticking point to the closure of Guantanamo is the return of 8 detainees to Yemen. Yemen is of course the home base of Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP) who supposedly run the online magazine "Inspire" that taught the Tsarnaev brothers how to build the Boston marathon bombs. As the Guantanamo hunger-strike began the week before the marathon bombings the CIA is clearly very keen for the issue of AQAP to be discussed however I've avoided commenting on it because I do not think it would be appropriate to do so on the world wide web and I have not suddenly changed my mind. Needless to say though by pushing the issue for such wide discussion the CIA clearly doesn't want the men returned to Yemen so they can be used as double agents in order to weaken AQAP.
While the Amanada Berry story was developing the documentary on Rihanna's 777 Tour aired on the FOX network in the US. Although I haven't looked I suspect this generated quite a response on social media - some good, some bad. After all apart from costing Rihanna a small fortune (USD300,000 in airport fines in the UK alone) it p*ssed off a lot of people including national governments some of whom have their armies of Internet trolls.
As for Rihanna's concert itself it was a disaster. Rihanna eventually arrived on stage some three hours late. That is her usual one hour of lateness plus two further hours. Over the sound of booing those fans who bothered to stay until Rihanna took to the stage got to seen her lazily work her way through the usual set-list and costume changes. In the absence of any apology from Rihanna or her people we are left speculating whether the delay was caused by Rihanna getting stressed out by all the drama or whether Rihanna was simply sulking because the concert meant she was unable to go to Vogue magazine's Met Ball fashion party.
Neither of these things are true because no-one can be that stupid or that stoned. Instead Rihanna was three hours late on stage simply because her handlers told her to be three hours late. They no doubt told her and their political masters that this was necessary because the angry response would help the discussion about security at the Morocco (24/5/13) concert while the discussion about whether the emotional stress of the angry reaction would force Rihanna back into Chris Brown's arms would help save women in Islamic societies from forced marriage and honour killing.
At 20:55 on 7/5/13 there's plenty more but I need a cigarette so let's consider this part 1.
Edited at 21:15 on 7/5/13.
The real reason Rihanna's CIA handlers instructed her to take to the stage three hours late was of course to increase the tension at today's international conference on the future of Somalia held in London, UK. The idea being that by increasing the tension the US would be able to help the UK gain increased control over Somalia. From a US perspective this is an incredibly stupid thing to do because Somalia sits across the Gulf of Aden from Yemen. As Yemen is effectively a client state of Saudi Arabia if Somalia were to become a UK client state the close allegiance between the UK and Saudi Arabia would allow the two nations to close the Gulf of Aden and with it the Suez Canal allowing the UK and Saudi Arabia to hold the global economy to ransom in the same way Iran threatens to do by closing the Strait of Hormuz. Also UK control of Somalia would allow it to be better able to control the smuggling routes for timber and vital minerals (like Diamonds) out of the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) and the Central African Republic (CAR). From a humanitarian perspective this would make the already dire situations in those nations even worse. From a tactical perspective it would make the US dependent on the UK for access to the minerals which are as vital to the modern global economy as oil. Therefore while there are more traditional ways to deal with them I think the US actually has a very good chance of securing treason convictions against those running the Rihanna/Chris Brown operation.
Demonstrating the level of collusion between the US and the UK over the Amanda Berry case the UK was today all ready to go with its own version. This revolved around the collapse of a trial against four men accused of keeping men in servitude/slavery at a gypsy/traveller site in Berkshire, UK in September 2011 after the Jury failed to reach a verdict. One of the key problems with the prosecution is that many of the victims refused to testify against the accused and some even went as far as to thank them for their treatment. This of course also reflects the manufactured emotional attachment between a captive and their captor that is at the heart of the Amanda Berry case. Just to add an extra level of confusion later in the day a different Court imposed prison sentences against two men who had already been convicted of the same offence in the same case but were being tried separately for reasons that are in no way clear.
The UK followed this up with the Jury in the trial of Mark Bridger over the abduction of April Jones being shown a one hour recorded interview with one of the child eye witnesses. The April Jones abduction is of course the UK's way of discussing Rihanna reuniting with Chris Brown in a nightclub toilet in October 2012. The one hour video recording was obviously a reference to the 777 Tour documentary. Therefore this development was a way of finding out if any of the delegates had actually bothered to watch the documentary. It was also intended to raise the question of why Rihanna has so far refused to give evidence against Chris Brown. That question was intended to be a test of the intelligence of the delegates to see whether they understand the nature of Rihanna and Chris Brown's relationship. After all while that is well understood in intelligence/psychology circles in the developed world the Somali government has probably got a few other things to worry about at the moment.
As the attachment between an abuse victim and their abuser is always relevant to discussions about the UK Commonwealth the UK Queen also took the opportunity to announce that she won't be attending this years Commonwealth summit. This gave the Commonwealth delegates at the Somalia summit a code base to have discussions about things like Royal succession while at the same time testing the loyalty of the Commonwealth nations with particular attention being paid to Kenya and Rwanda. It also raised the question of whether it would be acceptable for the new Somali government to apply to become a Commonwealth member.
The UK's big play though was the start of the trial of Stuart Hazell for the murder of Tia Sharp a 12 year old girl who was murdered in right near me in Croydon, UK just before the 2012 London Olympics. The opening arguments centred very heavily on the fact that Tia's body had been discovered in the loft/attic of her grandmother's home. My father and I are currently in the process of clearing out the loft/attic of my grandmother's home. In an effort to increase the pressure on me the UK has been spreading rumours that my grandmother's loft/attic is full of very valuable things in an effort to encourage local criminals to break in. Unfortunately it isn't and all the stuff is going straight from the loft/attic into the car and then from the car into the city dump so any criminals will be better off breaking into the local landfill site. However the opening arguments of the trial also focused on the fact that a large amount of child pornography had been found in Hazell's home. This raises the possibility that MI5 could actually break into my house and plant incriminating evidence such as child pornography. Of course in order to achieve a prosecution this way the UK would then have to clear a number of legal hurdles such as probable cause for a search and reasonable doubt off the top of my head. That obviously tests the intelligence of delegates at the Somalia conference to find out if they understand these legal principles and whether they value them. Obviously the UK would much rather work with a Somali government that doesn't.
All this talk of people breaking into my home to steal/add things obviously massively raised the tension of my traditional Tuesday night trip to the local pub where I could be beaten up by big, scary men at any point. Here the UK actually made quite a slick move because the Somali conference actually finished about two hours before I was scheduled to go to the pub. This allowed the UK to claim to the delegates who are still in the UK under the same level of stress that all this wasn't intended to target them but to target the meeting in Russia between US Secretary of State and his Russian opposite number. Therefore the delegate would be much better off forming an allegiance with the UK rather then the US because the UK is smart and knows how to play the US for fools.
Of course I largely avoided this by simply not going to the pub primarily because I've actually been really busy. However with so much staked on there being drama surrounding my personal safety and security the local little nigger network simply sent someone around to my house. So as I was having a cigarette outside as their Russian press conference was wrapping up I came across I heavily set gentleman of a Ghanaian persuasion rooting around deep in my back garden. Obviously I've got a feeling I might be having this read back to be in Court at some point so let us just say he left on his knees with nothing worse than severely damaged pride. I ended up with what is actually developing into quite a nasty bruise on one of my knuckles. I would pursue him for assault but he'll have an army of police officers to back him up. Hence the term "little nigger."
21:55 on 7/5/13.
Monday, 6 May 2013
Operation Misery: Month 2, Week 5, Day 1.
On Sunday (5/5/13) Rihanna performed at the Barclay's Centre in Brooklyn, New York City, US. If it wasn't for the re-scheduled Boston concert today and the rescheduled Brooklyn concert on Tuesday (7/5/13) this should have been the climax of the US leg of the Diamonds World Tour. As a result the venue was packed with some of the great and the good of the celebrity world. It is a very long list including Rosie O'Donnell, various Victoria Secret models and the actor Micheal J Fox. However the two I'm most worried about were Cara Delevinge and to a lesser extent Georgia May Jagger who are both British models.
As I've explained before Cara Delevinge is essentially a British spy who was dispatched to the concert to get all the behind the scenes gossip about how Rihanna is doing order for Britain to use that information to put pressure on Rihanna as her tour progresses through Europe and Australasia. In order to make Ms Delevinge's job easier Britain made an effort to cause Rihanna extra stress by putting pressure on me as a proxy. The main part of this was my brother and his girlfriend coming up for dinner at the local pub with me and my father. The idea being that while we were out lots of wild rumours about my safety and security would circulate including things like the speedboat crash in Cornwall, the death of Hibernian fan at their football match against Kilmarnock and the re-capture of Stevie McMullen an escaped prisoner who had been on the run in Manchester. Fortunately I managed to soften all these blows by simply staying home and enjoying good food, good weed, good wine and a bit of peace and quiet. A tough sacrifice I'm sure you'll agree.
One thing I didn't manage to avoid was the TV premiere of 2010 British gangster film called "London Boulevard." This centred around a gangster played by Colin Farrell who was trying to escape his life of crime after being released from prison. He ends up getting a job as bodyguard for a world famous actress played by Keira Knightley who'd been driven slightly insane by the pressures of fame such as constant intrusion by the paparazzi and stalkerish fans. Throughout the film a crime boss played by Ray Winstone is constantly trying to drag Farrell's character back into a life of crime. Winstone's character allows the film to explore the relationship between organised crime, the British Establishment and world famous celebrities. A promising but gay young footballer also puts in an appearance.
The cast list is a whose who of British (and Irish) acting talent. This along with some other distinct similarities with my past means that the film isn't just a premonition of the way Rihanna and I have been forced together but the production may well have been one of the planning meetings. This isn't a great thing for Rihanna to dwell on before a concert - especially one attended by Cara Delevinge - after all a significant proportion of those nudging her in my direction were doing so for very different reasons to her CIA handlers. It should though help reassure her that in lieu of getting this phone thing sorted out no-one will be shocked if she follows me on Twitter so we can at least have the semi-privacy of direct messages.
As for how all this affected Rihanna's concert performance I simply do not know because no local reviews of footage is a available. However in the absence of even rumours of major disasters along with the fact Rihanna went out partying at the Pink Elephant nightclub after the show and seems in fine form today I think it's fair to say she did just fine. This reaction is completely incompatible with news today that Chris Brown considers his relationship with Rihanna to now be over. Rihanna doesn't seem bothered by this because it is of course nonsense. We heard the same stories during the 777 Tour and in the weeks proceeding Rihanna's California concerts and Rihanna and Chris Brown's relationship continued. This latest effort though is the CIA handlers attempting to reduce pressure on Brown to be jailed by trying to assure us that he won't be having any contact with Rihanna during her tour break. We will wait and see what happens.
Much more interesting than Rihanna's concerts though were Justin Beiber's concerts in Dubai, United Arab Emirates (UAE) on Saturday (4/5/13) and Sunday (5/5/13). At the Saturday concert Beiber was some two hours late taking to the stage much to the audiences annoyance. This was a US enquiry as to whether the UAE was as desperately awaiting my response to Friday's (3/5/13) air-strike against Syria as the US was. At the Sunday concert a man leapt onto the stage and lunged at Beiber knocking his piano over in the process. Beiber managed to escape from the man's clutches and the man was swiftly dragged off stage by Beiber's bodyguards. Due to the time difference with the UK this all took place at around the time I should have been out at the pub. Therefore it was a UAE attempt to add to the level of drama the UK was trying to create. As the Sunday incident highlights the very close relationship between the UK and the UAE and because it was a physical assault it demonstrates why I am really not happy about Rihanna's UAE (19/10/13) concert. Therefore I cannot consider the CIA's Rihanna operation terminated until Chris Brown is properly squared away, the communication short-falls have been corrected and the post-Helsinki (28/7/13) concerts are cancelled.
Finally Rihanna's concert in Boston will go ahead today. However while throwing her under the bus Live Nation are attempting to save their own reputation by putting on a benefit concert for those injured in the Boston marathon bombings with tickets going on sale today. Live Nation have miserly announced that only the net profits from the ticket sales will go to the victims once Live Nation has deducted it's fees. As you can probably tell from Rihanna's civil suit against Berdon LLP once Live Nation deducts it's fees there tends not to be very much net profit left. Therefore I think Live Nation should hand over the gross profits from the benefit concert. After all with the artists agreeing to perform and the venue being prepared to stage the concert I'm confused as to what Live Nation's role in the concert actually is.
16:45 on 6/5/13.
As I've explained before Cara Delevinge is essentially a British spy who was dispatched to the concert to get all the behind the scenes gossip about how Rihanna is doing order for Britain to use that information to put pressure on Rihanna as her tour progresses through Europe and Australasia. In order to make Ms Delevinge's job easier Britain made an effort to cause Rihanna extra stress by putting pressure on me as a proxy. The main part of this was my brother and his girlfriend coming up for dinner at the local pub with me and my father. The idea being that while we were out lots of wild rumours about my safety and security would circulate including things like the speedboat crash in Cornwall, the death of Hibernian fan at their football match against Kilmarnock and the re-capture of Stevie McMullen an escaped prisoner who had been on the run in Manchester. Fortunately I managed to soften all these blows by simply staying home and enjoying good food, good weed, good wine and a bit of peace and quiet. A tough sacrifice I'm sure you'll agree.
One thing I didn't manage to avoid was the TV premiere of 2010 British gangster film called "London Boulevard." This centred around a gangster played by Colin Farrell who was trying to escape his life of crime after being released from prison. He ends up getting a job as bodyguard for a world famous actress played by Keira Knightley who'd been driven slightly insane by the pressures of fame such as constant intrusion by the paparazzi and stalkerish fans. Throughout the film a crime boss played by Ray Winstone is constantly trying to drag Farrell's character back into a life of crime. Winstone's character allows the film to explore the relationship between organised crime, the British Establishment and world famous celebrities. A promising but gay young footballer also puts in an appearance.
The cast list is a whose who of British (and Irish) acting talent. This along with some other distinct similarities with my past means that the film isn't just a premonition of the way Rihanna and I have been forced together but the production may well have been one of the planning meetings. This isn't a great thing for Rihanna to dwell on before a concert - especially one attended by Cara Delevinge - after all a significant proportion of those nudging her in my direction were doing so for very different reasons to her CIA handlers. It should though help reassure her that in lieu of getting this phone thing sorted out no-one will be shocked if she follows me on Twitter so we can at least have the semi-privacy of direct messages.
As for how all this affected Rihanna's concert performance I simply do not know because no local reviews of footage is a available. However in the absence of even rumours of major disasters along with the fact Rihanna went out partying at the Pink Elephant nightclub after the show and seems in fine form today I think it's fair to say she did just fine. This reaction is completely incompatible with news today that Chris Brown considers his relationship with Rihanna to now be over. Rihanna doesn't seem bothered by this because it is of course nonsense. We heard the same stories during the 777 Tour and in the weeks proceeding Rihanna's California concerts and Rihanna and Chris Brown's relationship continued. This latest effort though is the CIA handlers attempting to reduce pressure on Brown to be jailed by trying to assure us that he won't be having any contact with Rihanna during her tour break. We will wait and see what happens.
Much more interesting than Rihanna's concerts though were Justin Beiber's concerts in Dubai, United Arab Emirates (UAE) on Saturday (4/5/13) and Sunday (5/5/13). At the Saturday concert Beiber was some two hours late taking to the stage much to the audiences annoyance. This was a US enquiry as to whether the UAE was as desperately awaiting my response to Friday's (3/5/13) air-strike against Syria as the US was. At the Sunday concert a man leapt onto the stage and lunged at Beiber knocking his piano over in the process. Beiber managed to escape from the man's clutches and the man was swiftly dragged off stage by Beiber's bodyguards. Due to the time difference with the UK this all took place at around the time I should have been out at the pub. Therefore it was a UAE attempt to add to the level of drama the UK was trying to create. As the Sunday incident highlights the very close relationship between the UK and the UAE and because it was a physical assault it demonstrates why I am really not happy about Rihanna's UAE (19/10/13) concert. Therefore I cannot consider the CIA's Rihanna operation terminated until Chris Brown is properly squared away, the communication short-falls have been corrected and the post-Helsinki (28/7/13) concerts are cancelled.
Finally Rihanna's concert in Boston will go ahead today. However while throwing her under the bus Live Nation are attempting to save their own reputation by putting on a benefit concert for those injured in the Boston marathon bombings with tickets going on sale today. Live Nation have miserly announced that only the net profits from the ticket sales will go to the victims once Live Nation has deducted it's fees. As you can probably tell from Rihanna's civil suit against Berdon LLP once Live Nation deducts it's fees there tends not to be very much net profit left. Therefore I think Live Nation should hand over the gross profits from the benefit concert. After all with the artists agreeing to perform and the venue being prepared to stage the concert I'm confused as to what Live Nation's role in the concert actually is.
16:45 on 6/5/13.
Sunday, 5 May 2013
The Nigel Evans Arrest.
On Friday (3/5/13) the Deputy Speaker of the UK House of Commons Nigel Evans was arrested over allegations of rape and sexual assault. Details of this arrest were made public on Saturday (4/5/13) afternoon once Mr Evans had been released on police bail after some 15 hours of police questioning. As Mr Evans has been openly gay for a number of years the fact that he is accused of raping/sexually assaulting two adult men should come as no surprise. After all under UK law "rape" is defined as; "the insertion of a finger or penis into the vagina, mouth or anus of another person without their consent. Sexual assault is more generally defined as "unwanted sexual touching" such as kissing or groping. The gender of the victim is not an issue.
Although technically an independent Member of Parliament (MP) since becoming Deputy Speaker Mr Evans was first elected to Parliament as a member of the Conservative Party and has always made up part of their libertarian wing. I think his political career can best be defined by the time he found himself chairing a Commons debate on slavery to mark World Anti-Slavery Day. This debate was attended by around 14 of the UK's 625 MP's. So looking out across the vast empty chamber Mr Evans stood up and said something along the lines of; "I apologise for those of you who cannot find somewhere to sit. The exceptionally high turn-out underlines just how importantly this issue is viewed within the UK." in a speech that even I found to be a little bit too sarcastic.
The biggest libertarian versus totalitarian issue currently facing UK politics is that of press freedom - specifically the proposed Royal Charter that was introduced despite the findings of the Leveson Inquiry. Fortunately all UK newspaper publishers have refused to sign up to this charter. However the assorted perverts, weirdos and Communist that make up the "Hacked Off" campaign still show no sign of dropping the issue. One of the most pernicious elements of the Royal Charter are proposals that would make it illegal for the press to confirm that an individual has been arrested.
The recent flurry of arrests relating to the Jimmy Savile child sex abuse investigation has - according to some opinion polls - increased public support for this proposal. The argument being that if someone is wrongly accused of a sexual offence the press reporting of their arrest will damage their reputation long before the matter is ever heard in a Court of Law. Therefore we should stop the press reporting any arrests in order to protect the reputations of the accused. By having Mr Evans arrested on what seem to me to be completely false accusations the UK Crown is hoping to strengthen that public support for that argument.
Of course the alternative would be to create a more educated population that understands the fact that someone has been arrested most certainly does not mean they are guilty. Under the law this is known as the presumption of innocence and having been arrested on many occasions but convicted only twice I can assure you it is a very important thing. Obviously though the Crown is very opposed to this alternative solution. After all a more educated population would be much less likely to swear allegiance to an elaborate form of golden headwear.
Needless to say having also recently experienced the death of his mother and the death of his brother Mr Evans has decided to take a week off work meaning he will miss Wednesday's (8/5/13) Queen's speech officially opening the Parliamentary session. As always any Labour Party MP's attending deserve to be shot.
18:30 on 5/5/13.
Although technically an independent Member of Parliament (MP) since becoming Deputy Speaker Mr Evans was first elected to Parliament as a member of the Conservative Party and has always made up part of their libertarian wing. I think his political career can best be defined by the time he found himself chairing a Commons debate on slavery to mark World Anti-Slavery Day. This debate was attended by around 14 of the UK's 625 MP's. So looking out across the vast empty chamber Mr Evans stood up and said something along the lines of; "I apologise for those of you who cannot find somewhere to sit. The exceptionally high turn-out underlines just how importantly this issue is viewed within the UK." in a speech that even I found to be a little bit too sarcastic.
The biggest libertarian versus totalitarian issue currently facing UK politics is that of press freedom - specifically the proposed Royal Charter that was introduced despite the findings of the Leveson Inquiry. Fortunately all UK newspaper publishers have refused to sign up to this charter. However the assorted perverts, weirdos and Communist that make up the "Hacked Off" campaign still show no sign of dropping the issue. One of the most pernicious elements of the Royal Charter are proposals that would make it illegal for the press to confirm that an individual has been arrested.
The recent flurry of arrests relating to the Jimmy Savile child sex abuse investigation has - according to some opinion polls - increased public support for this proposal. The argument being that if someone is wrongly accused of a sexual offence the press reporting of their arrest will damage their reputation long before the matter is ever heard in a Court of Law. Therefore we should stop the press reporting any arrests in order to protect the reputations of the accused. By having Mr Evans arrested on what seem to me to be completely false accusations the UK Crown is hoping to strengthen that public support for that argument.
Of course the alternative would be to create a more educated population that understands the fact that someone has been arrested most certainly does not mean they are guilty. Under the law this is known as the presumption of innocence and having been arrested on many occasions but convicted only twice I can assure you it is a very important thing. Obviously though the Crown is very opposed to this alternative solution. After all a more educated population would be much less likely to swear allegiance to an elaborate form of golden headwear.
Needless to say having also recently experienced the death of his mother and the death of his brother Mr Evans has decided to take a week off work meaning he will miss Wednesday's (8/5/13) Queen's speech officially opening the Parliamentary session. As always any Labour Party MP's attending deserve to be shot.
18:30 on 5/5/13.
Israeli Air-Strikes Against Syria.
In the very early hours of Friday (3/5/13) morning vehicles were destroyed close to the Syria/Lebanon border. It has since been confirmed - off the record - that this was an Israeli air-strike against a convoy carrying Russian made SA-7 MAN Portable Air Defence System (MANPAD) missiles bound for Hezbollah in Lebanon. In the early hours of Sunday (6/5/13) multiple, large explosions occurred at the Jamraya research centre on the outskirts of the Syrian capital Damascus. Although Israel never comments publicly on this type of operation it is widely believed that this was another Israeli air-strike targeting an SA-7 storage facility.
I think it is possible to read too much into these air-strikes. After all a state war does exist between Israel and Syria and these type of weapons do present a clear and present danger to Israel's safety and security. Therefore primarily I consider them to be necessary strikes against legitimate military targets. However coming in a week in which US provocation of Israel over the issues of Syrian weapons and the US' Rhianna operation has dramatically intensified they are also clearly Israel's response.
Although their efforts have been dwarfed by recent events the CIA has long supported insurgent groups in Syria since long before the so-called 'Arab Spring' and the current mayhem in the country. The excuse has always been that by weakening the Syrian government the US was in turn weakening Hezbollah and through that helping to protect Israel. This is simply not the case. Over the past week Hezbollah has officially confirmed that it is sending fighters to help support the Syrian government. Quite apart from the real-world training this gives its fighters Hezbollah is being rewarded for this support through access to the Syrian arsenal of high powered, military grade weaponry. This only makes Hezbollah stronger and unchecked could put them in a position to attempt an invasion of Israel. If the Syrian government collapses Hezbollah and other more radical Islamist groups could well exploit the chaos to get hold of Syria's Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD). They would then be able to mount attacks on Israel that would kill a significant proportion of Israel's civilian population.
Therefore the Israeli air-strikes were intended to highlight the severity of the situation to the US. The fact that Israel was able to carry out the attacks unaided was a clear response to the US threat to Israel through the Massive Ordinance Penetrator (MOP) that Israel must obey the US in return for US protection. The strike against the Jamraya research centre was intended to highlight that foreign intervention such as the air-strikes needed to set up a suggested no-fly zone will rapidly hasten the fall of the Syrian government and is therefore a red-line that must not be crossed. The attack close to the Syria/Lebanon border while we were awaiting Rihanna to cross the Canada/US border was a clear reminder that if "Operation Misery" were to be terminated I could dust off the "Operation Ostrava" designation and that along with Mali should be the priority at this point.
11:45 on 6/5/13.
Edited at around 15:40 on 6/5/13 to add;
Since my Friday (3/5/13) Tweet US Federal authorities have got heavily involved in managing the public statements regarding the California wildfires. They are now being very keen to emphasises how under control these wildfires are in a effort to force the wildfires to better fit the official message regarding the 'community contaiment' of the Rihanna/Chris Brown operation. This has been aided by genuine changes to weather conditions which have brought significant relief to the actual Los Angeles communities involved. I think this deserves a blog post of it's own. After all it certainly disproves the claim that Rihanna controls the weather because the weather has clearly being countermanding Rihanna's efforts. Unfortunately I'm already two pints down so I don't see that happening today.
Also Chris Brown has celebrated his birthday in Las Vegas where he was joined by on/off girlfriend Kerrueche Tran. On the surface this was intended to be interpreted that Chris Brown and Rihanna's relationship is now over or 'contained by the community.' In reality though it was intended to increase the pressure on Rihanna's core social group with some members expressing anger at the news and other members expressing relief. The US decided to emphasise this tension by setting fire to a limousine on a bridge in San Francisco. The limousine represents Rihanna's tour bus and we are left to speculate who the five dead and five injured women are. Therefore I think it is fair to say that the US position has hardened in response to the Israeli air-strikes. However I don't think they've yet had time to fully digest and understand the implications of the Israeli strikes.
As for Rihanna herself I'm about to go and have a look to see what she has been up too. However I gather having being given a surprise day off in which to dwell on Chris Brown's birthday celebrations and the Live Nation promoted boxing 'match' between Floyd 'wife-beater' Mayweather and Robert Guerrero through the use of Brooklyn's Barclays Centre arena for the New York Nets V Chicago Bulls NBA basketball play-off game Rihanna spent the day at the Barclays centre watching the Nets V Bulls game before partying at the 40/40 nightclub which is part of the Barclays centre. To me that just shows a worrying lack of imagination.
I think it is possible to read too much into these air-strikes. After all a state war does exist between Israel and Syria and these type of weapons do present a clear and present danger to Israel's safety and security. Therefore primarily I consider them to be necessary strikes against legitimate military targets. However coming in a week in which US provocation of Israel over the issues of Syrian weapons and the US' Rhianna operation has dramatically intensified they are also clearly Israel's response.
Although their efforts have been dwarfed by recent events the CIA has long supported insurgent groups in Syria since long before the so-called 'Arab Spring' and the current mayhem in the country. The excuse has always been that by weakening the Syrian government the US was in turn weakening Hezbollah and through that helping to protect Israel. This is simply not the case. Over the past week Hezbollah has officially confirmed that it is sending fighters to help support the Syrian government. Quite apart from the real-world training this gives its fighters Hezbollah is being rewarded for this support through access to the Syrian arsenal of high powered, military grade weaponry. This only makes Hezbollah stronger and unchecked could put them in a position to attempt an invasion of Israel. If the Syrian government collapses Hezbollah and other more radical Islamist groups could well exploit the chaos to get hold of Syria's Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD). They would then be able to mount attacks on Israel that would kill a significant proportion of Israel's civilian population.
Therefore the Israeli air-strikes were intended to highlight the severity of the situation to the US. The fact that Israel was able to carry out the attacks unaided was a clear response to the US threat to Israel through the Massive Ordinance Penetrator (MOP) that Israel must obey the US in return for US protection. The strike against the Jamraya research centre was intended to highlight that foreign intervention such as the air-strikes needed to set up a suggested no-fly zone will rapidly hasten the fall of the Syrian government and is therefore a red-line that must not be crossed. The attack close to the Syria/Lebanon border while we were awaiting Rihanna to cross the Canada/US border was a clear reminder that if "Operation Misery" were to be terminated I could dust off the "Operation Ostrava" designation and that along with Mali should be the priority at this point.
11:45 on 6/5/13.
Edited at around 15:40 on 6/5/13 to add;
Since my Friday (3/5/13) Tweet US Federal authorities have got heavily involved in managing the public statements regarding the California wildfires. They are now being very keen to emphasises how under control these wildfires are in a effort to force the wildfires to better fit the official message regarding the 'community contaiment' of the Rihanna/Chris Brown operation. This has been aided by genuine changes to weather conditions which have brought significant relief to the actual Los Angeles communities involved. I think this deserves a blog post of it's own. After all it certainly disproves the claim that Rihanna controls the weather because the weather has clearly being countermanding Rihanna's efforts. Unfortunately I'm already two pints down so I don't see that happening today.
Also Chris Brown has celebrated his birthday in Las Vegas where he was joined by on/off girlfriend Kerrueche Tran. On the surface this was intended to be interpreted that Chris Brown and Rihanna's relationship is now over or 'contained by the community.' In reality though it was intended to increase the pressure on Rihanna's core social group with some members expressing anger at the news and other members expressing relief. The US decided to emphasise this tension by setting fire to a limousine on a bridge in San Francisco. The limousine represents Rihanna's tour bus and we are left to speculate who the five dead and five injured women are. Therefore I think it is fair to say that the US position has hardened in response to the Israeli air-strikes. However I don't think they've yet had time to fully digest and understand the implications of the Israeli strikes.
As for Rihanna herself I'm about to go and have a look to see what she has been up too. However I gather having being given a surprise day off in which to dwell on Chris Brown's birthday celebrations and the Live Nation promoted boxing 'match' between Floyd 'wife-beater' Mayweather and Robert Guerrero through the use of Brooklyn's Barclays Centre arena for the New York Nets V Chicago Bulls NBA basketball play-off game Rihanna spent the day at the Barclays centre watching the Nets V Bulls game before partying at the 40/40 nightclub which is part of the Barclays centre. To me that just shows a worrying lack of imagination.
Friday, 3 May 2013
Remember Those Two Images?
Well I'm dubbing this one "Exhibit A";
and this one "Exhibit B";
Exhibit A was the padlock we'd attached to the side gate on my grandmother's property. Exhibit B was the mounting that padlock was placed in. As you can see in some point known as "history" someone has come round and twisted the padlock so much it broke the mounting. At best guess I would say this occured on Tuesday (30/4/13). However I only received this as a bag of bolts on Thursday (2/5/13). Therefore I only really mention it because I think it might have some relevance the the burglar who was found dead in the chimney of a lawyers office in Derby, UK on Thursday and the failed robbery in Zedelgem, Belgium which has left police searching for Euro1m that escaped from a safe during a police chase.
Mainly though I'm trying to tell the local nigger network; If you're going to try an intimidation tactic at least try and do something we'll notice. After all it's not like I'm even allowed a Colt Defender.
01:20 on 4/5/13.
and this one "Exhibit B";
Exhibit A was the padlock we'd attached to the side gate on my grandmother's property. Exhibit B was the mounting that padlock was placed in. As you can see in some point known as "history" someone has come round and twisted the padlock so much it broke the mounting. At best guess I would say this occured on Tuesday (30/4/13). However I only received this as a bag of bolts on Thursday (2/5/13). Therefore I only really mention it because I think it might have some relevance the the burglar who was found dead in the chimney of a lawyers office in Derby, UK on Thursday and the failed robbery in Zedelgem, Belgium which has left police searching for Euro1m that escaped from a safe during a police chase.
Mainly though I'm trying to tell the local nigger network; If you're going to try an intimidation tactic at least try and do something we'll notice. After all it's not like I'm even allowed a Colt Defender.
01:20 on 4/5/13.
Operation Misery: Month 2, Week 4, Day 5.
On Wednesday (1/5/13)
Rihanna's tour moved on to Montreal in Canada. Obviously this involved Rihanna
and her tour caravan crossing the US/Canadian border. After previous attempts
at this saw Rihanna's tour bus being searched and a crew member being cited for
Marijuana possession and then the trucks carrying to stage set being impounded
threatening the cancellation of the Winnipeg (25/3/13) concert there was an
expectation this would be a very dramatic journey. Unfortunately through the
arrest of two terror suspects accused of plotting to attack a train travelling
between Toronto (Canada) and New York (USA) people got the distinct impression
that the Canadians weren't taking this anywhere nearly as seriously as
Rihanna's CIA handlers had hoped. Therefore it was up to the US and the UK to
try and raise the tension.
The UK set things off
on Tuesday (30/4/13) by blowing up a Mastiff armoured vehicle in Afghanistan
killing three British soldiers in the process. As the logical thing would have
been for the caravan to leave a day in advance in order to absorb any delays at
the border this was intended to trick the less well connected into thinking
that Rihanna's tour caravan had hit problems at the border - the Mastiff being
the closest thing to a tour bus the British military operate in Afghanistan.
Once it was revealed that the tour caravan didn't actually begin it's journey
until Wednesday this was supposed to trick people into thinking there had been
some sort of argument amongst members of Rihanna's core tour party with someone
being blown clear of the vehicle so to speak. Rihanna herself tried to sell
this narrative by making a point of being seen to go out to dinner with one of
her friends in New York while her other friend Melissa Forde was noticeably
absent instead cursing and swearing away on Twitter/Instagram. In order to
confuse things further Kim Kardashian - a member of Rihanna's wider social
group - also took to Twitter/Instagram to make it look like she too has having
some sort of argument with Rihanna. Eventually Chris Brown also put in an
appearance on Twitter/Instagram to join in but I genuinely don't think he knew
what was going on. This sort of behaviour from Rihanna is of course highly
counter productive because by highlighting the problems caused by Chris Brown
she is merely increasing the pressure on his handlers to terminate their
protection of him.
On Wednesday itself
the UK announced the arrest of William 'Bill' Roach for two offences of rape of
a 15 year old girl dating back to the 1960's. You may remember that this is the
same William Roach who gave a bizarre interview with New Zealand television in
which he claimed victims of rape and other forms of sexual abuse deserve what
they get as punishment for sins committed in their past lives. Roach then went
on to spout some pseudo-religious nonsense which he attributed to the
"True Love Movement" a division of the "Unification Church"
better known as "The Moonies" cult. The purpose of Roach giving that
interview (no doubt under threat of arrest) was to provide a coded message to
the faithful that the UK will be using Rihanna's trips to UK Commonwealth
nations (including Canada) to test the strength of the allegiance between the UK
and its Commonwealth nations. Apart from accidentally revealing that no
matter how many times you scratch the UK's back they will only even stab you in
yours the arrest of Roach added an element of tense confusion to Rihanna's
journey to Canada. You see by arresting the person who fronted the ecumenical
test the UK could have been saying that the test had been cancelled so Canada
wasn't under any pressure to intercept Rihanna at the border. However they
could equally be saying that anybody who failed the ecumenical test should
expect to be punished massively increasing the pressure on Canada to lash out
at Rihanna. This element of doubt was of course the main point. Almost
immediately after Rihanna successfully crossed into Canada unmolested Roach was
charged with the offences certainly giving the impression that the UK meant
anyone failing the ecumenical test should expect to be punished. This message
obviously raises the tension for Rihanna's return journey and indeed her stay
in Canada because as Justin Beiber's recent troubles in Sweden demonstrate tour
buses can be stopped and searched on the street just like any other vehicle.
Rihanna shouldn't worry too much though because as long as the person taking
the fall is a US citizen minor drug arrests in Canada are no big problem. In
fact it might actually help remind Rihanna that there are times when I'm
exactly the person she wants at the other end of a phone.
At around 13:30 (GMT)
the police at Gatwick Airport in the UK discovered a suspiciously abandoned
Renault van sparking a terrorist alert. Again all this talk of police searching
a van was intended to be interpreted as an indication that Rihanna's tour
caravan had been stopped at the US/Canada border and was being searched. The
police eventually decided to destroy this van in a controlled explosion which
because Renault is a French company was intended to be interpreted as the UK
expressing anger that the tour caravan had passed through the search and
customs without vehicles being impounded or people being arrested. As this all
took place around four hours before the tour caravan arrived at the border it
was also intended to raise the pressure on border officials in the French
speaking Canadian province of Quebec to act against the tour caravan.
By this point the US
had woken up and joined in with the news that the wing section of the Boeing
aircraft found close to the site of the 2001 terrorist attacks on the World
Trade Centre in New York last Friday (26/4/13) contained no human remains. A
large part of that 'discovery' was to find out if people viewed the
Rihanna/Chris Brown operation which has long been discussed in terms of
Boeing's troubled 787 Dreamliner as a terrorist act - Boeing's terrorist wing
if you will. By announcing that no human remains had been found the US was
trying to say that the people running the operation had lost that quantum of
solace or compassion that makes us human and would conduct the rest of the
operation with utter ruthlessness. This is obviously a very ominous statement
for anybody concerned about Rihanna's future well being and was clearly so
provocative it was intended to promote a reaction thus further increasing
pressure on the Canadians who were already being squeezed by the UK.
This was followed up
by the news that researchers at the US National Museum of Natural History had
uncovered evidence that settlers at the Jamestown colony in Virginia had
engaged in cannibalism during the long winter famine of 1607 that destroyed the
colony. As the settlers at Jamestown were British this was intended as a clear
warning that the British eat their own. This was intended to increase pressure
on the Canadians who must have been torn between an urge to protect Rihanna
from the British and a fear that if they don't lash out at Rihanna they'll be
the ones getting eaten as punishment.
The US' main event
though was the arrest of three further suspects accused of assisting the
alleged bombers of the Boston marathon after the attacks had taken place. This
is of course is an attempt by Rihanna's CIA handlers to further re-enforce the
connection between Rihanna and the Boston marathon bombings in order to make
her deeply unpopular especially at her upcoming performance in Boston (6/5/13). Beyond
that it was intended to create another flurry of rumours that Rihanna's tour
caravan had been stopped at the border and arrests had been made. Once those
rumours had been revealed to be untrue the US intended to push the detail that
the two suspects who were not US citizens had previously agreed to voluntary
confinement on immigration matters. This was intended to be the handlers
reassuring the world that Rihanna and Chris Brown had voluntarily agreed
not to meet up during Rihanna's tour break. This is something that I hope to be
true and certainly something that both Rihanna and Chris Brown have been trying to
convince everyone is true through a series of faux arguments on
Twitter/Instagram. However having not really thought this through the handlers
then proceeded to shoot themselves straight in the foot. Almost immediately
after Rihanna's tour caravan successfully crossed into Canada the US was forced
to charge all three suspects in front of a Federal Magistrate thus
demonstrating that even the US think that voluntarily confinement is simply not
sufficient.
Rihanna's CIA
handlers didn't even wait for the Montreal concert to begin before acting to
further increase the pressure on Rihanna and correct their error from the
Boston arrest narrative. At around 17:00 (local)/21:00 (GMT) a one Chris Kelly
was pronounced dead at a hospital in Atlanta, US after being found unconscious
at his home. Although toxicology tests are yet to be completed authorities
suspect a drugs overdose. Apart from sharing the given name of Chris Brown
Kelly used to be a part of toe-curlingly awful 1990's rap-group "Kriss
Kross" in which he was known as 'Mac Daddy.' Seven hours after Kelly's
death the cosmetic company MAC released for sale the Rihanna inspired lipstick
RiRiWoo. Therefore this killing was carried out in order to promote discussion
about whether people in the business think Chris Brown should simply be killed
whilst casting a dark shadow over Rihanna's product launch in order to increase
the pressure on her. By raising the prospect of Chris Brown being killed his
handlers were trying to take the argument about what to do with him to a
ridiculous extreme in the hope of reducing the pressure for him to be put in
prison. However the handlers again seem to have failed to think this one
through. Probably the only argument that exists for continuing to protect Brown
is that it would be bad for team morale if the CIA shows it is unable to
protect one of its assets. However as there are plenty of people in the
business who would quite happily see Chris Brown killed his own handlers have
put forth the argument that by putting him in prison rather then killing him
they would actually be protecting Chris Brown.
On something of a
side note in preparation for the launch of Rihanna's red MAC lipstick Turkish
airlines have banned their flight attendants from wearing brightly coloured red
or pink lipsticks in favour of more pastel tones. This has prompted something
of a small social media campaign accusing the airline of trying to Islamify the
fiercely secular nation. I think what's actually happened is that Turkey has
taken this step in order to warn its population that the CIA is going to
inflict Rihanna on them on in Istanbul on May 30th (30/5/13) so it would be
best for her to be ignored. The type of social media campaign in response to
the airline decision is exactly the type of thing they want to avoid.
The death of Chris
Kelly was rapidly followed up on Thursday (2/5/13) with the announcement that
Rihanna's tour is going to be extended further in order to include a concert in
Abu Dhabi in the United Arab Emirates (UAE) on October 19th (19/10/13). This
should come as absolutely devastating news for Rihanna and anyone who is
concerned about her future well being. Quite apart from the cost of having to
transport Rihanna and her tour caravan all the way from South Africa to the UAE
as I've said all along this tour has being designed as the honour killing of
Rihanna in order to restore honour to the Gulf Monarchs (Emirs) whom she
offended through starting the so-called Arab Spring through the "Run This
Town" song/video. The UAE concert at the end of a long and gruelling tour
is Rihanna's CIA handlers serving her head up on a silver platter to the Emirs
as a sort of Biblical offering. In a nation where Marijuana is most certainly
illegal and you need a special license from the government to consume or
possess alcohol the handlers are clearly hoping for a major emotional meltdown
by Rihanna in order to complete the sacrifice. The fact that Rihanna's co-star
in the Run This Town song Jay-Z had his head on the chopping block in the UK as
this news was announced tells you a lot about the dearth of strategic acumen
within the Live Nation organisation.
Later on Thursday it
was announced that Lindsay Lohan has checked into a rehabilitation facility as
part of her punishment for lying to the police following a road accident.
However the rehab facility Lohan has checked into is not one that has been
approved by prosecutors. Therefore those prosecutors have until May 10th
(10/5/13) to inspect the facility and decide whether they accept it or whether
to bring Lohan back to Court for failing to complete her punishment. This is
all another attempt by the handlers to reinforce the idea that Chris Brown and
Rihanna will be kept separate during Rihanna's tour break and promote
discussion about whether this will be an acceptable way to help Rihanna
permanently resolve her fundamental misconceptions - her 'rehab.' The answer to
that question is a swift and simple no because the conditions needed for
Rihanna's 'rehabilitation' are totally incompatible with the conditions of her
tour. Therefore she cannot be considered in 'rehab' until this tour has ended.
In fact part of the provocation of Israel - who fully understand the solutions
required to Rihanna's issues - through the announcement of the rescheduled
Texas concerts in November was the US telling Israel that that they have no
intention of helping Rihanna solve her issues.
Going off on
something of a tangent again despite the rescheduled dates Live Nation have
been forced by law to offer full refunds to any ticket holders. I think true
Rihanna fans would take Live Nation up on that offer forcing the cancellation
of the concerts and finally allowing Rihanna some well earned time off.
The news about Lohan
was swiftly followed up by reports of a shooting incident at Bush airport in
Houston, US. After much drama it emerged that a man had walked into the
terminal carrying an AR-15 type semi-automatic rifle and fired one shot into
the ceiling before shooting himself in the head. This could have been a
reference to the gun control debate. It could have been a reference to the
debate over Bush-era policies versus Obama-era policies. It could also have
been a reference to me 'shooting myself in the head' either by insulting
Rihanna's #RiRiWoo hashtag on Twitter or generally not behaving in a way the
CIA wished I would. It could even have been a coded reference the fact that
Obama had departed on his trip to Mexico. That obviously promotes discussion
about coded references to departure times which has highly relevant to
Rihanna's adventures with international border posts. Mainly though I think the
airport incident was a general attempt to cause confusion.
Next the US announced
that the body of Tamarlan Tsarnaev - the dead suspect in the Boston marathon
bombings - had been claimed by the family so some sort of funeral could take
place. Primarily this was something that needed to be done. However the timing
was intended to create confused speculation over which 'family' had claimed the
Boston bombings. After all I pointed out earlier on in the day on Twitter that
I wasn't actually the Boston marathon suspect - something I thought went
without saying. However as the Tsarnaev's CIA handlers have been working very
hard to use Dohktar Tsarnaev as a metaphor me I suppose there was some hope
that the news that one of the Tsarnaevs being sent for a funeral would provoke
some tense discussion about whether the US are saying I'm dead as far as
they're concerned. It was also an attempt by Rihanna's CIA handlers to further
damage her reputation by further linking her to the Boston bombings ahead of
the her still to be cancelled Boston (6/5/13) concert.
Then the FBI Field
office in Newark, New Jersey, US announced that it was making Joanne Chesimaid
the first ever woman on it's infamous "Most Wanted" list. This
obviously raised questions about whether the US was in fact being anti-women by
taking this long to consider a woman worthy of such an 'honour.' This discussion abut feminism was prompted by
the fact that there are a very large number of people both within US state
circles and beyond very worried that because the US has waited so long for a
woman President they will settle for any woman President and Hillary Clinton
will be elected in 2016. As the majority of the US State Department's current
workload involves tidying up f*ck ups from the Hillary era this is generally
considered a very bad idea.The fact that Chesimaid is currently on the run in
Cuba promotes discussion about that absolutely tiny issue of US/Cuba sanctions
including Jay-Z and Beyonce's recent state sanctioned trip there.
The fact that
Chesmaid escaped from prison after being convicted of the murder of a New
Jersey police officer whilst a member of the Black Militant Army (BLA) promotes
discussion about the conspiracy theory surrounding that other great black
empowerment group the Black Panthers. As this is believed by a great number of
people it doesn't really matter how true the conspiracy theory is. However the
theory runs that realising that the Black Panthers were becoming too successful
the CIA decided to counter them by flooding Black America with crack cocaine an
heroin (which helped to fund the Iran contras) and inflicting 'icons' such as
Chris Brown on them in an effort to hold them back and keep them poor.
Also having taken the
assumed name of Assata Shakur Chesmaid claims to be the aunt of the famous
rapper Tupac Shakur. This obviously promotes discussion about the infamous east
coast V west coast rap war that saw both Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G shot
and killed. There's something about Chris Brown that makes me really miss those
days. More importantly though it promotes discussion about "Ghetto
Gospel" - Tupac's 2005 post-mortem collaboration with Elton John.
Featuring "Bodie" from "The Wire" in the video many people
have said this was a UK led US/UK effort to make me world famous prior to that
year's G8 Summit. The line from that song that always sticks with me is
"Peace to that young warrior/worrier" (pronunciation's fun). As
Rihanna proceeded her Newark concert by posting a Instagram/Twitter picture of
her wearing an Los Angeles Warriors basketball jersey this was intended to
promote discussion about whether she was aware of my life before her career
began or simply was expressing love for what she now considers to be her home
town. After all we all thought her to be more of a Denver Nuggat. Personally I just think that if Rihanna is trying to send me coded
messages basketball is really not the medium through which to do it.
Finally in certain
photographs Chesmaid could look a bit like Rihanna's friend Melissa Forde.
Obviously having her declared one of the FBI's most wanted would certainly give
the impression of raising the tension within Rihanna's core tour party.
Long after I'd gone
to bed the US' rant against Israel over Rihanna and the discovery of Sarin in
Syria (yes the two issues are really that interlinked) intensified. Firstly the
wildfires currently sweeping California managed to set fire to storage tanks
containing an unspecified form of pesticide (I'm guessing organophosphate)
forcing the evacuation of surrounding homes. This was obviously the US once
again expressing it's anger towards Israel for sitting them down and explaining
to them that Syria does hold vast stockpiles of Weapons of Mass Destruction
(WMD) including Sarin gas and worse. While there is a degree of confidence that
the Syrian government will not use these weapons it is almost certain that if
the Syrian government were to fall the Saudi and Qatari Irregular Army (SQIA)
will use them - most probably against Israel. The CIA really don't like being
reminded of that truth because it forces them to take the situation in Syria
very seriously rather than continuing to treat it as a bit of a lark.
Then the US announced
that the Israeli's had been sent information demonstrating that its Massive
Ordinance Penetrator (MOP) bunker busting bomb had been improved making it more
likely that it could successfully destroy Iran's underground nuclear facilities.
On the surface this was presented to make it look like the US was reassuring
Israel. In reality though it was a US threat reminding Israel that it is
dependent on US assistance in order to attack Iran so it had better behave.
Also the Israelis will not have failed to notice that the Saudis would have
interpreted as the US saying to them; "Look what great friends we are. We
hate Israel as much as you and we're prepared to bomb your great regional rival
Iran." As both the MOP and the planes that could drop it are made by Boeing
this was also the US sticking the knife into Israel over their continued
insistence that Rihanna is given the time and space to deal with her issues
rather than having those issues exploited in order to force her into a highly
abusive relationship with Chris Brown. The exchange of technical information
was of course a reference to the technical information Israel gave to the US
regarding the presence of Sarin in Syria.
The death of Dr
Autumn Klein MD in Pittsburgh on April 20th (20/4/13) was of course an earlier
round in the argument between Israel and the US over Rihanna that has been
going on for the best part of 9 months. Klein is of course a Jewish name so the
fact she was a neurologist was intended to be a US rebuttal of Israel (and most
everybody else's) assessment that Chris Brown in a pathological offender who
cannot be rehabilitated. The fact that it was confirmed by toxicology tests
that Klein was killed by cyanide poisoning was a reference to the tests of soil
samples excetera that the US was forced into after Israel handed it information
demonstrating the presence of Sarin in Syria.
On Friday (3/5/13) it
emerged that Lindsay Lohan had not checked into a rehabilitation facility after
all. On the surface this could be interpreted as the US conceding the Israeli
point that Rihanna cannot be considered 'in rehab' until her tour has ended.
However in reality Lohan's failure to attend a rehab facility means that she
will have to appear in Court again in what will no doubt be a highly theatrical
performance. Therefore the US is simply trying to cause more confusion and keep
the argument running. The US actual concession will of course come in the form
of Live Nation announcing - without prejudice to Rihanna - the immediate
cancellation of all Diamonds World Tour concerts after Helsinki, Finland on
July 28th (28/7/13) followed on June 10th (10/6/13) by the indictment of Chris
Brown.
At present the US
show absolutely no sign of doing this. Through Thursday's rigged NBA playoff
basketball match between the New York Nets and the Chicago Bulls they forced
the delay of Rihanna's first Brooklyn concert from Saturday (4/5/13) until
Tuesday (7/5/13). This is intended to
reassure Rihanna that her CIA handlers have her best interests at heart by
making sure the still not cancelled Boston (6/5/13) will not be the last
concert of the current US leg. It was also an effort to get Rihanna to stay in
Canada for another day by removing the urgent need for her to get back to New York
for Saturday. That would obviously increase the pressure on the Canadian
authorities for when Rihanna did eventually arrive at the border. It would also
increase the pressure on everybody else by extending the window in which
Rihanna could possibly be arriving at the border and through that increase the
opportunity for the sort of wild rumours we saw ahead of the Wednesday
crossing. It was also an attempt to delay me making this post. You see the
United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC) has been holding
a big conference in Bonn, Germany in order to flesh out the Durban Platform for
Adaptation (ADP) which is intended to provide the framework for the upcoming
COP19/CMP9 Conference. Needless to say not much progress has been made primarily
because the US are still pushing the "Rihanna controls the weather with
her mind" angle.
As part of the
general level of noise from the US that filled the suspense about Rihanna's
return journey to the US from Canada the Massachusetts attorney general
announced that Robel Philliops will make his first Court appearance on Monday
May 6th (6/5/13). As the US have always intended for naturalised US citizen
(Ethiopia) to be viewed as a metaphor for Chris Brown the fact that his first
Court appearance will take place on the same day as Rihanna's Boston concert and
777 Tour documentary debut was just a sad attempt to pique some level interest
in Chris Brown while again attempting to damage Rihanna's reputation by further
linking her to the Boston marathon bombings.
Then at around 18:40
(GMT) FOX News put out a story claiming that no Boston cemetery will take
Tarmalan Tsarnaev's body. This appears to have prompted Rihanna to take to
Twitter/Instagram to announce that she had arrived safe and well in Brooklyn.
As yet this has not been independently verified. After all any Bangladeshi can
embroider. However I believe it to be true. I would like to take personal
credit for Rihanna's early departure and arrival. However I fear the reality is
that Rihanna much prefers Park Avenue hotels to Ottawa hotels.
Finally as you may have guessed by the large place-holders currently "INSERT DETAILS OF CONCERT" this post may be edited later once I get the slightest idea what happened at either Rihanna's Montreal of Ottawa concert. However on I should point out that the information is out there. It's just I've lacked the time and Internet connection to go and look at it.
20:05 on 3/5/13.
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